New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Is it penis luge time yet?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Randomize
