Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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