So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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