Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
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Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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