3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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