Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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