I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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