mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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