Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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