I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
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His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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