I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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