Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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