my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize