Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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