Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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