I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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