and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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