It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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