Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
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There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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