we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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