: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I use my feet as sexual weapons
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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