a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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