i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
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I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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