it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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