I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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