David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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