Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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