Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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