So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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