I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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