he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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