Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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