Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
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I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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