she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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