Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
