a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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