I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
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So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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