around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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