Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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