If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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