You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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