Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
he quoted the bible to break up with me
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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