what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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