you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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