fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Gay?
German.
Pity.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize