Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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