yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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