woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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