We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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