I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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