she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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