why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
