I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
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hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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