weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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