What a fucking waste of an outfit
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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