Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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