i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
