He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Drunk walkin through police station. America
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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