Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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